Rewind, the trash lord
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if you reblog my art I’m always gonna check to see if you commented in the tags
always
ALWAYS
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*bites into a bagel from this place*
*it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*(via hlkproductions)
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there was a disastrous performance of Macbeth at the Old Vic by Peter O’Toole and apparently there was this one part in the play one night where a Servant comes in and should say “Your wife, my lord, is dead” but what ACTUALLY happened was
Servant: …My wife, my lord, is dead.
Macbeth: Well, what about my wife?
Servant: Oh yeah. She’s dead too.
Macbeth:
Servant: There’s a lot of it about.
This is like a Monty Python skit.
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White people always need a reminder they act disrespectfully
OMG get ha!!!!
this added 10 years to my life
do this to everyone who bodyshames
I feel so cleansed.
They’re like weird little demons with blond wigs and terrible clothing
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jack lost his sword AND his nipples
But gained hair and a ripped bod.
equivalent exchange
haha no nip jack
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You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?
